Whispers of her name bring fear into the hearts of any people who knows of her sect of followers, and I have told many a fool in my time to avoid them, as not to would drive any sane person crazy, and anyone already insane, deep into an inescapable maddness worse then being trapped in limbo for a century.
Last spoken by Aris Yentik, just before he encountered a High Priest of Eris.
Commonly referred to as Discordians, Erisans, crazys, loonies, and nuts, Priests of Eris are perhaps the strangest, most bizarre, and utterly silly priests of any world. No one knows where their religion, if it can be called that, originated. They often take the most serious occurances as jokes, and jokes as being very serious. As far as anyone can tell, their purpose is primarily to annoy people, make jokes, and generally promote disorder. Dispite this, they are usually harmless to those not immediately hostile to them. Discordians morally disdain combat, and will only enter it if forced to. Usually, they use their spells and the powers granted by their Goddess to harrass, confuse, and disorganize their enemy.
Goals and Purposes: Unknown
Alignment: CN, Followers may choose any non Lawful, and non evil alignment.
Ability scores: Wisdom 9 Intelligence 12 no experience award is granted for high attributes.
Races Allowed: Normal PC races.
Priest Gender: General 50 / 50 mix
Proficiencies: Recommended: Read / Write
Duties of the Priest: Unknown
Rights: No additional rights.
Restrictions: None
Weapon and Armor Restrictions: May only use Blunt Weapons, may not wear Armor
Spheres of Influence: Major: All, Charm, Creation, Chaos, Thought Minor: Divination
Granted Powers: Cast Discord 1/day (see below). Cast Chaos or Leomund's Lamentable Belabourment 1/day (not 1/day each). All spells are cast at the priest's level.
Followers: None
Symbol: A golden apple with the word Kallisti on it, and the Holy Chao
Discord:
Level: 5
Range: 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 2
Duration: Up to 1 rd./level of the caster
Area of Effect: 60' radius
Saving Throw: Neg.
This spell affects only individuals who are hostile to the
spellcaster. Any such creature in the spell's area of effect must
successfully save vs. spell of immediatly attack its nearest
friend or ally. The attacks continue for 1d4 rounds, after which
the victims can attempt a saving throw each round to throw off
the effect. Regardless of saving throws, the discord ends after a
number of rounds equal to the caster's level.
The DM can further adjudicate this spell as desired: extremely
strong ties of affection might allow a saving throw adjustment or
result in a round of paralysis rather than attacks, while envy or
rivalry might bloom into berserk rage. Upon casting the priest
must shout out loud "Kalisti!" when s/he casts the
spell. The material component of this spell in a miniature apple
of hammered gold (not consumed in casting).